After posting pictures from our snowpocalypse yesterday, some of my Canadian friends pointed out our snow seemed rather underwhelming. Custom demands that I fire back, but there is difficulty in that (1) they have all the facts on their side and (2) I don’t really want to offend. What can I do? I was searching for a suitable reply, and noted that most of light mockery came from those living in our near Toronto. Looking down at the sweater I was wearing, I saw the symbol designed to strike fear in the hearts of the residents of the Golden Horseshoe:

Vive le Bleu, Blanc, et Rouge!*
*All this is in good fun, of course
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